New game- i wish for a....

Granted, but it's sung by you so it sounds like some insane lady screaming into a microphone (and smashing the microphone as well).

I wish for no homework for everyone in the world.

Granted, except the paralell world has to do the homework now and then they get super angry and then they invade Earth and then we start a Civil Paralell war and then we all die so then the parallel world doesnt have to do the homework any more and we have to do it even though we are dead.

I wish for a jelly bed!! (the ones where it wobbles you all over the place).

granted, but the jelly has diet coke and soup in it and it is moudly because it has been in my fridge for so long (hehehehehe true story)

I wish for a gigantic block of chocolate

granted except it's made out of rat shi**.

I wish for a really comfortable bed made out of rose petals in a gigantic pearl shell (u know in those little mermaid movies?).

Granted, except that the giant pearl traps you.


I wish that I could go meet someone thats exact opposite of me.

Granted, but he is dead.

i wish for
a plane ticket to england.

Granted except the plane crashes.

I wish for a helicopter.

granted except it's smashed and you can't use it.

i wish for a really cool older brother.

Granted except he is like 50years old.


I wish my future will turn out AWESOME.

granted except that some guy farts on u and knocks u out for like the next 100 yrs so u wont even have a future by then coz u will b dead. (btw it's beta to wish for something simple on these topics).

i wish for the second book in Karen Chances Dory Basarab series.

Granted except you lose it after reading the title.



I wish that I will never have any awkward moments!!!

granted except u will every single second for the rest of ur life (and btw u always have awkward moments 24/7).

I wish for Thai sweet chilli chips.

(I only have awkward moments once in a while ;D)

Granted, except its expired.


I wish for a really pretty dress.

Granted, but the size is over 9000!

I wish for a huge chunk of chocolate.

Granted, except you can only watch others eat it for you.


I wish for a really comfortable car of my own.

granted except the police catches u driving it and so u go to jail for underage illegal driving.

i wish for a really pretty headband.

Granted, except it's made out of your skin.



I wish for a pet chicken who will lay a solid gold egg everyday.

Granted, but they're the size of the other eggs.

I wish for frozen yogurt

Granted, except the frozen yoghurt is too hard to eat.


I wish for a golden-fured dog.

Granted, but it's dead.

I wish fora laptop

Granted, exept you get the first ever made laptop instead of the most modern laptops.

I wish something interesting at school happens.

Granted, but nothing happens.......

I wish that ms. alat would stop giving us assignments.

Granted, no assignments for half a year, after that we all suffer because of the work piled up during that time.



I wish for a comfy chair.

Granted, but it gives you AIDS.

I wish for delicious, non-poisonous food.